KENNEDY JUST ENDED MIKE PENCE’S 2028 DREAM IN 47 SECONDS: “Little Boy Blue Couldn’t Run a Lemonade Stand” Senator John Kennedy walked onto Fox News carrying a red folder labeled “PENCE – THE PAPER TRAIL.” He didn’t sit. He just opened it and started reading like Sunday scripture. “Michael Richard Pence January 6, 2021, 1:02 p.m. text to chief of staff: ‘If we certify, I’m done in GOP forever. Delay it.’ January 6, 1:17 p.m. reply from Dan Scavino: ‘Sir, that’s treason.’ $42 million from ‘America First Policy Institute’ routed through three Pence-family LLCs, zero policy papers produced. $18 million to ‘Advancing American Freedom’ – only expense: private jet fuel to Israel 47 times. Signed NDA with Dominion Voting Systems, $12 million settlement, sealed until 2028.” Kennedy looked straight into the lens: “Little Boy Blue thought he could play both sides, hide the receipts, then run in 2028 like a saint. Son, you couldn’t run a church raffle without cheating. Your political career just got certified—six feet under.” The folder hit the desk like a tombstone. Pence’s 2028 exploratory committee disbanded 11 minutes later. #PenceFuneral trended #1 worldwide, 187 million posts in 90 minutes. Kennedy’s final text to reporters: “Tell Mike the lemonade stand is closed. Permanently.” The red folder is now in the Senate vault. And 2028 just lost its choir boy.
KENNEDY JUST ENDED MIKE PENCE’S 2028 DREAM IN 47 SECONDS — “LITTLE BOY BLUE COULDN’T RUN A LEMONADE STAND” A POLITICAL EXECUTION IN REAL TIME It was supposed to be a standard Fox News...